Snack Month
We opened the meeting with snacks. The meeting is now about snacks.
Twelve months. One committee. Zero clean agendas.
Every page is a tiny argument. Every month has a job. None of them are currently doing it.
Nap Month
The motion was to rest. It passed unanimously. We forgot to implement it.
Where Are the Keys?
Everyone has a theory. Nobody has the keys.
Tab Month
Forty-seven tabs remain open. One is playing music. This is fine.
One Tiny Thing
We did one tiny thing. We would like a parade and a snack.
Recess Month
The committee has left the room. The gavel is in charge now.
Yogurt Inquiry
Case closed. It was us. The yogurt has requested privacy.
Laundry Motion
Move to fold the laundry. Seconded. Tabled until it becomes a chair.
Future-Us Notes
We left a note. Future-us left a note asking who wrote the first note.
Quorum-ish
Enough people showed up to make a decision. Nobody liked it.
Calendar Argument
We scheduled time to schedule time. It filled up immediately.
Why Are We Here?
Excellent question. Motion to table until next year.
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